Kelly Ripa is an idiot.
So today I was watching the Live With Regis Lee and Kelly Ripa Lee and Kathy Lee Ripa show.
It’s apparently fitness week or fitness month or something like that over there. I know this because they seem to be having some sort of staff fitness challenge going on where something like a dozen Live With Regis Lee And Kelly Lee Ripa staff members are taking part in a bunch of different types of exercise in an attempt to lose the most weight by a certain point (I think that point is 6 days away).
Today, and I assume every day throughout this weight loss challenge thing, they set aside a certain amount of time during the show to share with us, the viewers, some of these wonderful exercise methods and other super fantastic diet and fitness tips.
On today’s show, all of the these staff members were lined up in 2 rows with Kelly Ripa in the front row leading them through a variety of exercises. She would basically demonstrate each exercise, and then explain what that exercise “does.”
I honestly wasn’t paying much attention until they reached one specific exercise. In fact, it was right before that point, actually. Kelly Ripa, in all of her fitness instructor glory, says something along the lines of…
“This next one is great for trimming your love handles.”
As she says that, a little caption appears on the screen confirming that the following exercises are indeed for “trimming your love handles.”
Did you hear that, viewers? Kelly Ripa is apparently about to prove that spot reduction, which is nothing more than a silly fitness myth (or in some cases a lie told to help sell useless products), is in fact possible.
Holy crap, let me set my DVR!
I mean, if she is really going to show us an exercise that will “trim our love handles,” it can only mean that spot reduction, the idea that you can target specific areas of fat on your body, is actually possible. This would be a major scientific breakthrough, and amazingly, it’s not happening in some lab or even some fitness facility. No, it’s all happening live right here on the Regis Lee and Kelly Lee Ripa show. Boy am I lucky I tuned in today!
What she proceeded to do was some kind of leg lift/ab/oblique exercise, which may very well work the abdominal muscles hidden under your love handles, but won’t do a thing about your love handles themselves. See, exercises work muscles. That’s it. Exercises will make muscles stronger/bigger. Specific muscles can be targeted just fine. Fat is another story… a completely opposite story. Specific areas of fat (such as your love handles) can not be targeted by certain exercises. Exercises for a specific body part will do absolutely nothing to the fat that is on that body part.
So then, how do you “trim your love handles?” By losing fat, period. I already explain how to do that in The Ultimate Weight Loss Guide. As your body gradually loses fat, it will eventually start to come from the area you want it to the most, such as your love handles. At this point, you will officially be “trimming your love handles” the only way it is actually possible to do so.
Spot reduction, no matter what Kelly Ripa tells you, is still not possible and it never will be. Unfortunately though, everyone watching this nonsense now thinks it is.
Which means that instead of creating a caloric deficit (as outlined in The Ultimate Weight Loss Guide), these people think all they really need to do to “trim their love handles” are some ab exercises. After all, that’s what Kelly Ripa told them, and Kelly Ripa is on TV, and you’d think it would be impossible for horrible information to make it onto TV, right?
Which brings me to my 2 conclusions:
- The Live With Kathy Lee And Kelly Lee And Regis Lee Show should be added to your increasingly long list of places to NOT get your diet and fitness information from. I’m sure it’s a fine place to get your celebrity interviews, though. Diet and fitness info… not so much.
- Kelly Ripa… you’re an idiot.






19 Responses to “Kelly Ripa is an idiot.”
Unfortunately, this is what people ‘want’ to hear. They want to hear its easy to trim away the layers of lard around their waist. She is just giving them what the audience wants.
I dont think the audience wants to hear “Hey fat ass, get off that couch and stop watching my show, put down the potato chips and twinkie, get in your car, go to the grocery store, buy nothing but veggies and lean meat and eat that every meal, 5 times a day for 3 months, then go get your fat ass into the gym and lift heavy weights while you sweat, and then you’ll be sore and you’ll hate life because its ‘too hard’. Then you can come back and watch my show and I can tell you that you dont have to do all that and instead all you have to do it buy my ab roller!”
See, that doesnt sound very fun. But hey, thats not good television now is it. They are talking to all the fat people, not all the lean people. They’re just going to tell the fat people what they want to hear so they’ll tune in again next week. Okay, rant over
By JJ on Apr 17, 2008
JJ: Nice job on the rant. I give it 4 out of 5 stars. More cursing would have brought you to 5… still pretty good though.
By aCalorieCounter on Apr 17, 2008
Are you just jealous? I mean I am no fan of her but I know she is good at what she does! Are you seriously that jealous of her?
By carly on May 9, 2008
Me… jealous of Kelly Ripa? You bet I am! As a child I often sat in my room and imagined what it would be like to one day give horrible exercise information on national TV.
You soooo got me there, Carly.
By aCalorieCounter on May 9, 2008
Nicely put. I like the amount of snark you were able to mix into this informative post. I’ll be back for more
By Caitlin on May 27, 2008
Caitlin: Thanks. I like to keep my snark to info ratio just right.
Happy to hear you’ll be back.
By aCalorieCounter on May 27, 2008
Yes Carly, she’s good at what she does, which is to sit on her ass and laugh at all of Regis’ lame-o jokes. She should shy away from what she is not good at, which I am sure is a long and distinguished list that incudes exercise advice…
By Tracy on Jun 2, 2008
I agree Kelly Ripa is an idiot, but I thought so before reading this!
By sunny on Jun 2, 2008
I am sooo not a fan of Kelly Ripa but I don’t think we can blame her for this one. I’m pretty sure she didn’t write the piece; she’s just saying what’s on her teleprompter. Kelly’s not necessarily dumb, it’s just dumb media in general that we get from all types of different programs. Now…anyone that believes any diet and/or exercise advice that she gives over and above “How to be a Disgusting Anorexic a.k.a. Starve Yourself Thin” is the real idiot.
By Jamaie on Jun 2, 2008
I agree, if you want to lose the fat, get off your ass and do some physical fitness training, everyday I challenge myself and one of those challenges is not to watch that dumbass show that knows nothing about fitness. USMC Erik
By Erik on Jun 2, 2008
Hey I tried what Ms. Ripa said for my love-handles and it worked! Unfortunately only on one side though. Now I look really weird.
By Rob on Jun 2, 2008
Does Kelly ripa even have a brain stem???? Is she big enough to support a brain stem??? We all can READ things before we speak them. Your response is definitely Snark/Slap worthy!!!
By Linda Johnson on Jun 2, 2008
No wonder we live in one of the fattest countries in the world. Too bad most people aren’t smart enough to realize the difference between fact and fiction.
That whole spot reduction myth pisses me right off. People are making tons of money from “spot reduction” products because they’re targeting the naive people who don’t know any better.
I’m amazed at how many people think you need to do 200 sit-ups a night to have washboard abs. You can’t see a six-pack when you have layers of fat over top!
By Cassie on Jun 2, 2008
HAHA, Rob! One side of love handles must be the most amazing thing to see. And yes I agree with sunny that she was in idiot status long before the decided to go into nutrition advising.
Austin - USAF
By Austin on Jun 2, 2008
I agree with JJ about getting off the couch, going to the store and buying fruits, veggies and lean meats, with one caveat. JJ how about WALKING to the grocery store. Try getting out of your car! At $4 a gal. you will not only save some bucks but you may loose a pound or two while you’re at it.
As far a kelly goes, she is an idiot for listening to the folks who tell her what to say. How about getting some good info and speaking for yourself. Anyone can be a parrot!
By jan on Jun 2, 2008
I’d give JJ’s rant 4.5 outta 5 stars.
I get really pissy when I hear about spot reduction but in my experience, that’s really what people wanna hear. I’ve been telling my friends who want “perfect abs” that it’s not about the ab workouts, it’s about losing overall fat and being fit.
Nobody wants to listen. The just nod their heads and the next time I see them, they say the same things again, which is “I need to focus more on my ab workouts in the gym so that I’ll have washboard abs”.
I’ve repeated the abs information so many times I gave up. Go ahead and get your ab roller. Go ahead and do your ab workout without regard to other exercises and losing overall fat. Go ahead and take your weird pills and slimming tea.
The point is, even if you shove the correct information in their faces, they don’t wanna know it. They just wanna hear what the wanna hear.
By Yoke on Jun 2, 2008
Lucky for me I don’t get to watch American TV being English and all so not sure who you’re all talking about! Nonetheless, its a shame you yourself don’t have a TV show to put everybody right. Not wishing to put a fly in the ointment but, as you as too busy to reply to my emails ;), is Susan Powter still doing her thing? Is she a good thing or a bad thing? Sorry a little off your topic there. H
By Hester on Jun 3, 2008
Remember, we are in America, lots of stupid people live here. And worse yet they believe you can shed pounds by taking pills approved by DR’s. Maybe someone should say the truth!!! Get off your fat lazy ass and do something!!!
By Tracey on Jun 3, 2008
kelly Ripa is a result of being in “the right place at the right time”….getting on the soap opera at 18, etc. If Kathie Lee Gifford didn’t leave LIVE, then Kelly Ripa would still be a C-list soap celebrity, like her husband. LIVE really wanted Maria Bartiromo to be the new host, but Maria didn’t want to leave her job as a financial reporter - so they picked Ripa. I wish her the best, as I’m sure she is a decent person, but I do think she is “in love with herself” - and uses her self-deprecating humor to act like she isn’t.
By Chantal Miller on Aug 25, 2008